A Swearing “Swear Box”
Do you remember the old good swear box? You know, that nuisance that’s supposed to cure your habit of swearing by eating up your finances? You know, the model where you put a coin in it each time you swear?
Well, stand back oldie. Time for a real swear box - literally. You see, when you curse and put in a coin in it, it strenghtens the effect by cursing you to death (As they say - fight fire with fire).
The swear box has a loud inbuilt speaker, so it will be expressing it’s opinion about you quite loudly, and for nearly 12 minutes too.
By the way, the box also has a button to activate the box without throwing coins in (cheapskates :)). I suggest hinting annoying kids of your houseguests to go and try pressing that button.
Also, the box has a removable stopper on the back, so you can remove your money without using a hammer or gravity (for those who are not thinking too well at the moment, that meant “without smashing it to pieces or dropping it off a skyscraper”).
Lastly, it has a really good price - £7.95 at IWantOneOfThose.