The crossbow for the (not yet) mature

It’s time to write about guns for those of us haven’t matured yet (again). Well, if the Replica Colt can look the part as a collectible item, showing this around will definitely prove that you’re immature (you want that, don’t you?). A crossbow that shoots…sucker darts (they are really called this?).
The crossbow isn’t just a plastic toy…well, not entirely anyway. Parts of it are metal - sturdiness and power. The product page claims that this crossbow can shoot accurately up to a few meters - not a big distance, but even if it would be longer…with such ammo…
What I really don’t like about this is that you only get three darts with it. They will last…for a day probably. You think idiots with no sense of humor AKA your coworkers, neighbours, etc. will give you back the darts after you get a bullseye? Think again…Well, atleast you can purchase additional packs of twelve darts.
The Size: length 55.5cm, height 15cm, width 45cm. Rather realistic, don’t you think (apart from the part where it’s bright yellow and plastic).
The crossbow with three included darts is £12.99 (now this is actually rather cheap) at boysstuff.